I like to think i'm a progressive guy, i have absolutely no homophobic bone in my body nor a racist gene or anti-simetic fingernail but certain people leave me confused (NOT IN THAT WAY!!) This new wave of "metrosexuals" seem to have adopted fashions from all sorts of different walks of life and stuck 'em together to become like a super fashion victim.
In my 19 years of life i have been through my fair share of fazes, the young'en on the block AKA Bandanas, backwards caps and hammer trousers, aswell as the much regreted sweet boy look AKA polo tops, light jeans, confortable trainers/shoes, buzz cut and yes, YES a sovereign (hey don't judge me, we're not talking about me)but in my time as a young victim it has never been evedent that one could get away with the audacity of mix'n and matchin fashions that have no place on the same manicine. Clothes have been for as long as i can remember a representation of the wearers taste in music aswell as there habitat and surroundings, so when somebody wears a fitted hat with some low jeans and a D-boy T you can quite safely assume that young gentlemen may be a fan of the old rap music and maybe grew up on a council estate (of course this is'nt always the case) or if a young man wears ball crushing skinny jeans you may assume he is an indie/rock (not real rock) fan from the more privelledged areas, however when you come across (as i often do) a young man wth a fitted hat, skinny jeans, maybe a checked shirt, a head soaked in product and converse what do you think? well what we are told to think is new wave indie, some fucking Nick Grimshaw styles that would in no way pass as cool amongst the real rockers, or the real street boys but amongst there confused fucking spastic friends they ar
e seen as icons , style gurus.
e seen as icons , style gurus. The look of my fucking generation? i tell you what say that to my face and get a quick dry slap followed by a good old school stampin! (Ye i'm that angry about it)
However these fucking scums aren't my main problem with this fucking embarrassing generation/WORLD, no theres a new evil that threatens the function of the Ychromosone, the "Metrosexual" ill tell you what shall i SHALL I!? you trim your eyebrows?, you get your haid did once a week! your ears/nose/naval (ye fuking naval they exist) pierced! your skin looks like you been fucking a carrot! you aint "metro"(how can you be a train?) you definently aint hetro, i'm not saying your gay (if you are fair enuf) all i'm saying is your definently confused. Man is the dominant sex, WE hit THEM over the head and drag them back to OUR cave, we don't get dolled up and invite them to go out for some cous cous followed by a day at the beauty parlour.
YE IM RAMBLING, THATS WHAT A BLOG IS, ILL EXPRESS THE THINGS THAT DISGUST ME ALL FUCKING DAY!!!!!!
FUCK YOU!!!
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