20's the new 30, im getting old STILL!

I hit my double decade in a matter of weeks and during the last two months or so its dawned on me that i am what i swore i'd never be. At the moment im sitting at my desk with a glass of Welch's Purple grape ( For the Antioxidant power ) and a half eaten Milky Way bar wrapped up in its own packet, LIKE IM SAVING IT FOR LATER....IM NOT! IM NOT SAVING IT FOR LATER! WHEN AM I SAVING IT FOR!? WILL I EVER EAT IT !? OH FUCKING GREAT I JUST THREW IT AWAY!!! WHAT AM I DIETING?!

With my Wilky Way gone the same way as Hip-Hop and Woolworths, i'm replacing my morning tea with a "Cappuccino" or "Mocha" and sometimes, SOMETIMES Just a "Coffee" before i head to work at my office to chase down these invoices and get the money so our projections are in a stable position for the next issue. Nope not selling trainers anymore, not serving Da'beers, im cross referencing spreadsheets and making phone calls, I don;t go to the chip shop for lunch every day, i may have a lght sandwich, maybe some sort of pasta salad PASTA SALAD!

I hate Lil' Wayne, Despise Chris Brown, wanna kill J.T, wont give my buisness to B.P, im pissed with B.T, DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE BBC! i understand the recessions depressin' i dont get the way kids today are dressin' hope the voting public have learned their lesson, EVEN AS I WRITE THIS I'M FUCKIN' STRESSIN! BARS!!!!!!!!!!

Throughout my 19-20 years here on the old planet Earth, i've passed my driving test, had my first legal drink and despised the generation below (Which is what all adults do i assume) but only now, on the road to 20, now that "Teen" is not in the title is the only time i've felt OLD. I REALLY, REALLY DON'T LIKE IT. Maybe i should go buy a muslim scarf, Mohawk my hair and buy some Vans so i feel like a punk kid again. Or maybe i could just go have a kid, get married, then divorced and get a cubicle job before i turn 30 and i truly DO get depressed.